Saturday, April 9, 2011

Season 2, Episode 18: BORN THIS WAY

While the glee club are rehearsing for Nationals, Finn accidentally whacks Rachel in the nose, breaking it. The doctor suggests that Rachel can get a nose job so she looks better and it may make her able to belt even higher notes when singing. The rest of the glee club tries to convince Rachel not too saying you shouldn't change who you are. Santana protests saying that everybody in the glee club has something they would like to change about themselves and they just should because it will make them happy. Will is worried that this will cause them to not believe in themselves. He talks to Emma who is still struggling with her OCD. She refuses to see a phyciotrist because she was born this way and she has to deal with it. That gives will an idea. In glee club (which Emma sits in), he explains this weeks assignment is too perform a song expressing the things you don't like about yourself and at the ends of the week they will all perform Lady Gaga's Born This Way together. Emma explains their costumes will be a white shirt with a word or phrase printed on it expressing what they don't like about themselves. Emma shows them an example where her shirt says GINGER. Will later tells her it should have said OCD. Emma says it is something she just has to live with. Quinn agrees to go to the doctors with Rachel as long as Rachel votes for her as prom queen. Rachel asks the doctor to take some photos to see what her nose would look like if it was exactly like Quinn's. They sing a duet of "I Feel Pretty/ Unpretty." Rachel shows the photos to the glee club. Finn speaks out and says she is beautiful and she shouldn't get a nose job. Rachel says she has made up her mind and will get a nose job. Lauren confesses to Puck her desire to be prom queen. Puck promises that they will be king and queen. They then start their campaign. Quinn is worried that Lauren will win because the school wants a prom queen that is different and not pretty because it is inspiring to be yourself. Quinn and Lauren argue where Quinn says Lauren doesn't know anything about her. In glee club Finn performs "I've Gotta Be Me" where his dancing has improves thanks to Mike. Santana also wants to be prom queen and knows Sam isn't cool enough to help her get votes. She then spots Karofsky and thinks he might be use full. She then see him checking out Sam. Santana realises he is gay and comes up with a killer plan to get votes: by getting Kurt to come back to the school. She's knows that Kurt won't come back until Karofsky changes or leaves. Santana talk to Karofsky and says she knows about him. She opens up to him and confesses she is a lesbian. She explains that he has 2 choices: to go out with her and run for prom king and queen and apologise to the glee club or she will tell everybody he is gay. He agrees and apologises to the glee club who don't accept it. Kaorfsky and Santana announce their relationship which disgusts everybody. They also announce they have started a club that watches the hallways for bullies. Principle Figgins, Will, Karofsky, His Dad Paul, Kurt and Burt have a meeting where Karofsky apologises and asks Kurt to come back. Burt gets mad saying that karofsky is making it up. Will asks for Kurt's opinion. Kurt wishes to speak to Karofsky alone. The others leave and Kurt asks Karofsky what he is playing at. Karofsky explains everything about what Santana did. Kurt agrees to come back as long as Karofsky goes with him to gay group meeting. The glee club all gather in the lunch area where Kurt shows up claiming he is back at McKinley. Blaine and the Warblers how up. Blaine says he still has Kurt after school and on the weekends but the others don;t and will miss him. They sing his "Somewhere Only We Know" to say goodbye. Lauren walks past Quinn in the hallway and calls her Lucy. Quinn and Lauren go into a class room where Lauren explains she did research on Quinn and discovered she didn't do her junior year at McKinley. Lauren tries to find her file from her old school but there is no Quinn Fabrey, however she finds Lucy Fabray. Lauren looked up the photo in the year book and found a girl who looks a lot like Quinn but fat with red hair, pimples, a large nose and glasses. Quinn admits that her real name is Lucy and her middle name is Quinn. She explains that she used to look like that and everybody called her Lucy Caboosy. When she started to do ballet she lost some weight and did many other sports including cheer leading and became skinny. She died her hair blonde and go pro active for her pimples and got contacts. When her Dad got a new job and they moved she asked for a nose job and he said yes and she asked her parents to call her Quinn. Lauren tells Quinn she better check the ballot board. Quinn races to it to see a poster of her when she looked like that. Everybody laughs at her and she runs off crying. In glee club Kurt performs "As If We Never Said Goodbye." Puck tries to convince Rachel not to get a nose job and asks her to go to the mall. Rachel goes with Puck where Kurt is and explains Barbra Streisand has a nose like Rachel's and Barbra wouldn't be proud that Rachel got a nose job. He takes her down stairs where a flash mob happens, dancing to Duck Sauces "Barbra Streisand." Quinn tells Finn the campaign is off. Finn tells her she shouldn't matter about it because its in the past and the two of them share a lovely moment in each others arms. Quinn walks past some girls looking at her Lucy poster. The girls tell Quinn they are going to vote for her and Quinn decides she is still going to run for prom queen. Lauren apologises for doing it to her and the two of them start talking and become friends. Britney shows Santana her shirt and gives Santana one that says LEBANESE. Santana realises it is meant to say Lesbian and Santana refuses to wear it and takes it and walks away. Will convinces Emma to go to a session with a phyciotrist. Emma goes and spends almost the full hour cleaning a table. The phyciotrist tells her it is series and she needs help. Emma confesses she is scared. Emma is told it is okay to be scared and she needs to come in every week and start taking medication everyday. Later on Emma takes the medication. The glee club gather in the auditorium wearing their shirts. Will shows them one he made which says BUT CHIN. Nobody knows where Santana and Rachel are. Rachel shows up saying she isn't going to get the nose job but she can't perform the song because she can't dance heavily. The glee club then perform "Born This Way." Santana and Karofsky watch where Santana is wearing the Lebanese shirt. During the song, Emma shows up to show will her new shirt which says OCD. Will, Emma and Rachel all run out on stage at the end to join in.
SONGS: I Feel Pretty/ Unpretty
I've Gotta Be Me
Somewhere Only We Know
As If We Never Said Goodbye
Born This Way
NEXT EPISODE: Rumours- Sue's plans to take down the glee club continue with the help of Terri. As Rumours go around the school that Quinn and Sam are hooking up, Rachel and Finn have a steak out near a motel and discover a much more shocking secret. Meanwhile April Rhodes returns to convince Will to go on the road with her and be in her new musical.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Season 2, Episode 17: A NIGHT OF NEGLECT

The episode opens in glee club where Will tell the kids they are going to sell salt water Taffy to pay for plane tickets to Nationals in New York City. They must sell 25,000 pieces. Mike, Tina, Artie and Britney complain about how nobody has cared about raising money so they can go to their scholastic decathlon competition in Detroit. Will says they need to sell even more Taffy. Holly Holiday and Will who are now dating have pizza. Holly tells Will a better way to make money is to have a benefit concert called A Night Of Neglect where the glee club sings songs by neglected artists. Will agrees with the idea and New Directions start preparing for it. While planning, they discover Sunshine Corozon from Vocal Adrenalin in the school and accuse her of spying. She says she wants to help because she knows how scholastic decathlon students are neglected. She said she can get all 600 of her twitter fans to come. She then performs "All By Myself" for the group. Rachel does not want her to perform because she still believes she is a spy. The others convince her to let Sunshine perform. Meanwhile Sue organises a group consisting of Dustin Goolsby (coach of Vocal Adrenalin), Sandy Rhyerson (ex-coach of McKinley glee club), Terri Shcuster (Wills ex-wife) and herself. She calls the group THE LEAGUE OF DOOM! And their mission is to destroy New Directions before they get to Nationals. They all agree and Sue gives them the following nicknames: Zod (herself), Sargent Hansom (Dustin), The Pink Dagger (Sandy) and The Honey Badger (Terri). She gets Dustin to seduce Holly to break her and Will up. His plan fails but Will gets jealous. Holly also gets jealous when he sees Will talking to Emma. Emma tells Will that Carl has left her for good and her OCD has become worse. Will comforts her. Lauren becomes Mercedes' manager and convinces her to become a mega diva. Mercedes demands many things and refuses to perform unless she gets them all. Sue calls in Sandy to gather a group of hecklers consisting of Azimio, Jacob and Becky. On the night of the performance, Blaine and Kurt show up to support the glee club. Karofsky shows up Blaine tells him to back off. Santana shows up and almost finds out that Karofsky is gay. She defends Blaine and Kurt and chases Karofsky off. She then receives a text message and tells the other glee club members that Sunshine isn't going to show up and neither is her 600 fans. Puck says there is only 6 people in the audience. Finn says the show must go on. Tina goes out first and performs "I Follow Rivers" where she is insulted by the hecklers. She cries and runs off stage. Holly speaks to the hecklers and tells them that tearing people down isn't a good thing. The three of them leave the school. Sue gets mad at Sandy for failing but he says he will fix it by tearing down the rest of the performance. Holly goes on stage and performs "Turning Tables" which Will watches. Mercedes disappears because her demands were not attended to the way she wanted. Everybody goes in search for her. Rachel finds Mercedes in her car and tells her that to earn respect she shouldn't be a diva. Mercedes is sad because she is just a good of singer as Rachel and everybody likes her MORE but, Rachel always gets the spotlight. Rachel doesn't know why but says being liked pulls you away from being a star. Rachel gives Mercedes the spot as the closing performance. Mercedes goes out and performs "Ain't No Way" which instead of booing, Sandy applauds it. Holly gets a job teaching in Cleveland for 4 months. Will doesn't want her to go but she says her leaving is her way of saying they have to break up because she is always on the move and isn't ready for a committed relationship. She reminds Will he still loves Emma and that Emma still loves him. Holly tells Will not to give up on Emma before she leaves. Sandy pays for the scholastic decathlon to go to their competition where they win thanks to something they learnt in Holly's class. Sue gets mad at Sandy and Dustin for failing and turns to Terri in her time of need. Terri is prepared for whats Sue has planned.
SONGS: All By Myself
I Follow Rivers
Turning Tables
Ain't No Way
NEXT EPISODE: Born This Way- In Glee's 90 minute special episode, Will gets the kids to express and love who they truly are through the music of Lady Gaga. Kurt returns to McKinley where he must once again face Karofsky and help him come to terms with his own sexuality. Lauren and Quinn compete for Prom Queen and Sue's League of Doom continues.

Glee: The Music- Presents The Warblers

A brand new album is to be released this month. Glee: The Music- Presents The Warblers has all 10 Warblers songs plus 3 songs to be sung on the show in the future. The album will be released on April 19 and this is the tracklist....










1. Teenage Dream
2. Hey, Soul Sister
3. Bills, Bills, Bills
4. Silly Love Songs
5. When I Get You Alone
6. Animal
7. Misery
8. Blackbird
9. Candles
10. Raise Your Glass
11. Somewhere Only We Know
12. What Kind Of A Fool
13. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
GLEE: THE MUSIC- PRESENTS THE WARBLERS IS IN STORES APRIL 19, 2011!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

ROAD TO NATIONALS!

NEW DIRECTIONS FINALLY WON REGIONALS!
And now they can focus on the big one- NATIONALS! If they win this competition they will be the best in the country. There are many theories going around saying they will lose this year and win next year. Ryan Murphy has confirmed they have not finished writing but have decided the winner. Ryan Murphy wont reveal anything but there is an equal chance weather they win or lose. Either way the episode is going to be epic. We know it is going to be in New York but at the start of the season it was planned the episode would be split into 2 parts making it an all together double finally. There is no word if this is or is not happening just yet. Glee has gone on a short break and will return next month but here is what is happening in the final 6 episodes of season 2 (known as the road to nationals) [SPOILER ALERT] When glee returns, new Directions will be preparing for Nationals, Emma struggles with her marriage with Carl and Will does the same with his new found love with Holly Holiday who will be returning in the next episode It is rumoured but not confirmed that Holly and Will are going to break up in that same episode. Along the way to Nationals Sue comes up with the ultimate plan to take them down. She gathers Dustin Gooslby (new vocal adrenalin coach), Sandy Rhyerson (ex-glee club director) and Terri Schuster (Wills ex-wife) to help her as they all want revenge on Will and the glee club. As part of her plan she gets Terri to try and get back into Wills good books and crush his heart again. She also gets all the members of Aural Intensity to transfer to Carmel High and join Vocal Adrenalin to make the group even stronger. Many beloved characters will be returning to the show such as Sunshine Corozon, Jesse St. James, April Rhodes, Dustin Goolsby, Terri Shcuster, Sandy Rhyerson and more. During the six new episodes, Karofsky will come to terms with his sexuality and the Rachel/Finn/Quinn love triangle will continue. And its all leading up to one epic season finale. So spend these next few weeks watching the past episodes from this season to prepare yourself for the Road To Nationals!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Season 2, Episode 16: ORIGINAL SONG

The episode opens with The Warblers rehearsing for regionals with 'Misery.' Kurt says the fact that Blaine is always on lead is repetitive. Rachel shows Finn her new Original Song which is better than her old one but still not emotional enough. Finn helps her as Quinn watches in jealousy. She reveals her deep desire to be prom queen and the only way she can get votes is with Finn as her boyfriend. She decides to keep her friends close and her enemies closer. Kurt reveals to the Warblers that due to s stroke, Pavarotti is dead. he then sings 'Blackbird' as a tribute the bird. Will discovers thanks to Sue they can no longer perform the number they wanted at Regionals. Rachel once again suggests original Songs. Quinn agrees and convinces the club to all write Original Songs. Quinn talks to Finn about prom and that she plans to announce their relationship after regionals. Finn does not want to until after Nationals. The warblers have a meeting where Blaine convinces the group that he and Kurt perform a duet. The rest of the group agree. Kurt later asks Blaine why him. Blaine says that he has strong feelings for Kurt and kisses him. Santana and Puck both perform separate original songs but are not good enough for Regionals. Mercedes performs hers which is 'Hell To The No.' Will says it was good but not Regionals material. Rachel goes to Quinn where Quinn confesses she is with Finn. Rachel says she is not done with Finn. Quinn horribly tells her she will never get it right if she keeps living in a fantasy world. Rachel walks away crying and writes her song. The glee club think about how Sue and the school have hurt them but they don't really care anymore and they use it to come up with a song. While Will is getting dressed for Regionals Sue shows up. She claims she is going to crush the group. At Regionals, the judges turn out to be religious types. Aural Intensity perform a song about Jesus. Kurt is nervous about performing but Blaine reassures him before they go out on stage and perform a duet of 'Candles' followed by a rocking performance of 'Raise Your Glass' which the crowd absolutely loves. During their performances Rachel watches as Finn and Quinn hold hands. Before New Directions go on, Rachel reminds Finn last time they were their he said he loved her. She says to listen closely to the words because she means them. She goes on stage and performs 'Get it Right' followed by the rest of the group joining in with 'Loser Like Me.' At the end the glee club throws out confetti slushys. Finn hugs Rachel and Quinn watches in jealousy. In the judging room, one of the judges Sister Mary Constance is confused if the Dalton Academy is a gay school. Either way she liked their songs. Another one of the judges, Tammy jean Albertson strongly disagrees and wants Aural Intensity to win. She disagrees with being a loser and being gay. The third judge (as always) is Rod Remington who has nothing against gays and much enjoyed New Directions performance. The judges decide to vote. Out on stage New Directions, Aural Intensity and the Warblers wait. A drunken women comes out on stage to announce the winner. New Directions hold hands nervously as the fete of the club is online. The women announces the winner is........ NEW DIRECTIONS! They all jump around with excitement. Sue angrily spoils the joyous occasion by punching the woman who announced the winner. Kurt and Blaine bury Pavarotti under an old tree. Kurt is depressed that they lost. Blaine reminds him its not the end of the world and they still have each other. The two of them walk away holding hands. In glee club they celebrate a victory. Will decides every competition they will all vote on who best deserves an award. He announces the winner for this competition was Rachel. She receives a star trophy and makes a speech. She says she loves how she always wanted to be a part of something special and she loves how the group has come together for a team. She starts to cry and the rest of the glee club have a happy group hug with her.
SONGS: Misery
Blackbird
Hell To The No
Candles
Raise Your Glass
Get it Right
Loser Like Me
THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE BEFORE A SMALL HIATUS. GLEE WILL RETURN FOR THE FINAL 6 EPISODES OF SEASON 2 THIS APRIL!

Season 2, Episode 15: SEXY

Emma is now running the celibacy club which only has 2 members, Quinn and Rachel. Emma believes that the kids should not be informed on how sex works and they should just be told not to do it for many years. Holly Holiday shows up and tells her to she is wrong. Holly believes that it is more important the kids learn about how to prevent STD's and pregnancy rather than no sex at all. Britney tells Santana she is pregnant. Santana tells Tina, Tina tells Puck, Puck tells Lauren and Lauren tells Artie. Artie becomes mortified. Britney explains she knows she is pregnant a stalk was near her house and she believes it is going to bring her a baby. The glee club realises she isn't pregnant. Will agrees with Holly that the kids need to be more educated. He invites Holly into the glee club for the week to educate the kids through music. She comes in and sings 'Do You Wanna Touch Me' with the glee club. Sue tells Blaine and Kurt about the sex song theme and they tell the other Warblers they need to get sexy. Emma declares war on Holly Holiday. The Warblers perform 'Animal' for an all girls school. They enjoy it but Kurt makes random sexy faces that ruin the number. Blaine tries to help Kurt with sexy faces but Kurt knows nothing about sex and doesn't want to. Puck and Lauren plan to make a sex tape but Holly reminds them it is illegal when they are underage. Britney thinks she has feelings for Santana but Santana doesn't want to talk about her feelings. Holly helps them out. Will and Holly perform 'Kiss' and then they kiss. Will asks her out but she rejects him. Blaine talks to Burt about giving Kurt a sex ed lesson. Burt agrees. Holly, Santana and Britney sing 'Landslide' so Santana can show her true feelings. Santana says she cant be labeled. Puck joins the celibacy club wanting to change. He, Quinn, Rachel, Emma and Carl sing 'Afternoon Delight.' Carl schedules and appointment with Holly for him and Emma. Burt gives Kurt the talk which is uncomfortable for both of them. But in the end Kurt thanks his father for the talk they had. Holly talks to Emma and Carl about the fact they have never had sex. Emma admits she still has strong feelings for Will. Santana admits to Britney she loves her. She says she is worried what people will think and say. Britney reassures her but she cant break up with Artie because she loves him as well as Santana. Santana walks off crying. Lauren kisses Puck after he admits he wants to change weather it makes him a nerd or not. In the celibacy club now controlled by Rachel, Puck notices that Quinn has a hiki. She Deni's it and says its a burn from her curling iron. It flashes back to her and Finn on her bed where they had just made out. Holly meets Will in the auditorium where Holly says goodbye because she is going to go and sub at another school. She says she is going to try a real relationship with somebody. Will then kisses her.
SONGS: Do You Wanna Touch Me
Animal
Kiss
Landslide
Afternoon Delight
NEXT EPISODE: Original Song- It's that time of the year again: REGIONALS! The glee club decide to perform original songs to beat the Warblers and Aural Intensity. But with Sue coaching Aural Intensity, can they make it. Quinn and Rachel both fight for Finn while the future of New Directions hangs in the balance.

Season 2, Episode 14: BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL

Principle Figgins tells Will how too many students have been showing up to school drunk. He asks that next week during Alcohol awareness week, the glee club perform a song showing how bad drinking is. While Rachel is trying to write a song for Regionals, Puck says that while her Dads are away for the weekend, she should throw a party. She says no as she wants to be responsible. She then performs her written song for Finn which is about her headband. Finn says the song needs to be emotional. This makes Rachel realise she needs experience in life. She decides to throw a party. At the party which is only for the glee club members and Kurt and Blaine, she only allows everybody to have two drinks. Everybody gets bored and decides to leave. Puck convinces Rachel to let him break into her Dad's liquor cabinet. She agrees and everybody stays now that the party is in drunken action. While drunk, Rachel tries to get back with Finn but he says she just sounds desperate. Rachel gets everybody to play spin the bottle. Rachel ends up kissing Blaine which becomes romantic much to Kurt's jealousy. Blaine and Rachel perform "Don't You Want Me." The next morning, Burt discovers that Blaine and Kurt slept in the same bed much to his shock. On Monday, all of the kids have a huge hangover. They use it to do a powerful performance of "Blame It (On The Alcohol)." Which Will loves but thinks it glorifies drinking. Quinn calls Will a hypocrite for saying not to drink when he does. The glee club all think that it's pointless when teenagers aren't going to stop drinking.Coach Beiste takes Will to a bar where they sing "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer." When they go home drunk, Will wonders why drinking is such a problem. They were responsible and didn't drive or drink too much. Coach Beiste says you can't stop people from drinking you can just make sure they do it responsibly. After she leaves, Will calls Emma and leaves a dirty drunken message saying he still loves her. Rachel calls Blaine and asks him out on a date. He accepts. Kurt gets mad at him. Blaine says he isn't so sure now and maybe he isn't gay. Kurt says it was just because they were drunk. Blaine goes on the date with Rachel anyway and they have a good time but don't kiss. Kurt helps Rachel to clean up from the party and asks her about it. She says she is going to kiss him and show Kurt that her and Blaine are meant for each other. Burt talks to Kurt about what he saw. Kurt explains that they were clothed the whole time and the only reason Blaine stayed over was because he was too drunk to drive. When the time comes for the assembly performance, Rachel gives every one in the glee club a drink of all the stuff left over from the party mixed together. They then perform "Tik Tok." As the song closes, Britney vomits on Rachel. Followed by Santana throwing up as well. The next day, Will discovers the message he sent to Emma accidental went to Sue. Sue plays it over the PA system to the whole school, embarrassing him. The glee club all have to go see Principle Figgins. To their surprise they are congratulated. Figgins believed the vomit was all special effects and the performance made the students not want to drink. In glee club Will makes the kids promise to never drink before a performance again. he gets them to sign a pledge saying they wont drink until after Nationals. He says if they succeed he will be buying alcohol to celebrate. Kurt watches as Rachel kisses Blaine sober. This makes Blaine realise he is in fact gay much to Kurt's joy. Instead of being upset about it, Rachel uses the experience to write her song. So in the end it works out for everybody.
SONG: Don't You Want Me
Blame It (On The Alcohol)
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Tik Tok
NEXT EPISODE: Sexy- Holly Holiday shows up as the new sex ed substitute. Emma becomes the president of the celibacy club in competition with Holly. The two of them try to teach the students about safe sex. Meanwhile, Will and Holly discover their feelings for each other.