Season 3, Episode 2: I AM UNICORN

Britney asks Kurt if she can help campaign for Kurt's run for senior class president. Britney says that Kurt is a unicorn because he is proud to be who he is. Kurt accepts Britney's request. Will announces in glee club that Dustin Gooslby has been fired and nobody wants to take on his job as coach of Vocal Adrenalin. Will says they need to focus and work hard if they want to win Nationals so he says he cannot direct the musical but he has asked Emma, Coach Beiste and Artie to be co-directors. He also announces that Finn, Puck, Kurt, Blaine and Mercedes must all attend a mandatory booty camp to catch up on dancing. In the teachers lounge, Will is surprised when Shelby Corcoran shows up announcing that she is now a part time teacher here. She explains that after adopting Beth she moved to New York and became an actress but while working she missed Beth and worried she would miss her first words and steps. So when she was offered the job she couldn't say no. It turns out that Sugar Motta asked her rich father to pay the school and Shelby a lot of money to start a second glee club which stars Sugar. Will does not become threatened by the second glee club and instead is concerned about Rachel, Puck and Quinn being upset by Shelby's return. Shelby says that she needs to make a few things right. Sue meets Quinn in the girls bathroom where Sue blames the glee club for what went wrong with Quinn and asks her to do a video for her campaign explaining that. Quinn agrees. Shelby goes to visit Rachel in the auditorium where they talk and Shelby suggests that Rachel sings "Somewhere" as her audition song and Rachel does. Shelby then talks to Puck and Quinn and asks them to be a part of Beth's life because she doesn't want them missing out like she did with Rachel. Shelby says if she wants to see Beth she has to clean up her act. Quinn gets mad and says Shelby can't tell her what to do and storms out of the room. At booty camp, Blaine and Kurt talk about auditioning for the role of Tony in the musical. Kurt says Blaine would make a perfect Tony and Kurt becomes threatened. Blaine says since he is a junior he really doesn't deserve the lead role. Kurt agrees. Britney and Kurt get to work on campaigning for senior class president and Britney has a very over-the-top unicorn theme going on and Kurt wants it to be more tone down. Kurt goes to audition as the role of Tony and sings "I'm The Greatest Star" which Emma, Artie and Beiste love. Kurt listens to them discussing it after and they say that Kurt was good but he wasn't manly enough for the role so they should wait and see who else comes in. this makes Kurt upset. To make matters worse, Britney and Santana are putting up the unicorn posters all over the school and Kurt tells her to stop. Santana tells Britney that if Kurt doesn't like it she should just run for senior class president herself. Kurt with the help of Rachel auditions again and does a romantic reading from Romeo and Juliet to show his manly side which Beiste, Emma and Artie all laugh at. Kurt runs off stage upset. Puck goes to visit Shelby and Beth 9who is now just over 1 year old). He tells Shelby that he will do anything to be part of her life. Sue makes a video talking about how the arts ruined Quinn's life. Sue films Quinn yelling at Will saying that it's all his fault. He then gets mad at her for blaming it on the people who have been there for her ever since the day she got pregnant 2 years ago. Quinn leaves and Sue accidental ended up having her finger over the camera. Quinn goes to visit Shelby who is helping Sugar with her pitch. Quinn asks if she can see Beth and Shelby says not yet. Quinn then asks if she can see a photo. Shelby shows her a photo of Beth and Quinn starts to cry. Shelby says that Quinn can be a part of the family too. Burt gives Finn a job at his tire shop and Rachel helps out and says that Finn shouldn't commit his life to working their as he is talented enough to go to NYADA. Finn and Rachel kiss. Meanwhile Kurt complains that he is too girly to play the male roles and Burt says that's just who he is and if people don't like it he should write his own character and re-define the standards. Kurt ends up putting up a poster that is crossed between Britney and his ideas and Britney says she is proud of him but she can no longer help him because she is running for senior class president as well. Britney wishes him luck. At booty camp Finn is having trouble with his steps but finally masters them. The group celebrate and then turn around to see Quinn who's hair is blonde again, her piecing is gone and she doesn't have Gothic clothing on. She asks if she can rejoin glee club and the booty camp to catch up and Will says yes. The group welcome her back and Puck says he is proud of her. Quinn says that she plans to get full custody of Beth and if dying her hair and acting all nice again is what it takes then she is willing to do it. Puck does not seem happy about Quinn's plans. Blaine auditions for the musical with "Somethings Coming" which Kurt watches. The judges love it but discover he does not wish to play Tony. they ask him if he would read for Tony and Kurt walks away, upset while Blaine is not sure what to say.
SONGS: Somewhere
I'm The Greatest Star
Somethings Coming
NEXT EPISODE: Asian F- Emma's parents pay Emma a visit which causes problems for her and Will, Mike gets an A- (an Asian F) and his parents insist he quits glee club and stops dating Tina and Mercedes and Rachel go head to head for Maria in the musical which causes more drama than ever before in the glee club.