Season 2, Episode 2: BRITNEY/BRITTANY

Will asks the kids to do songs by Christopher Cross but they would rather do music by Brittany Spears. Will refuses as he thinks she is not a good role model. The glee kids argue and then Britney speaks up and says she doesn't want to do Brittany Spears music as Britney's middle name starts with S and her last name is Pears so her full name is Britney S.pears. Britney has spent her life in Brittany Spears' shadow. Emma tells Will maybe he should just let them sing Brittany Spears songs but Will disagrees. Emma's new boyfriend shows, Carl Howl, shows up to take her out to lunch. He meets Will first the first time. Will pretends to befriend him and invites him to talk to the glee club about dental hygiene. He shows up and gives the club club some chewy lollies which show weather your teeth a bad or not. Rachel, Britney and Artie's teeth are all blue due to the lollies while the others are white. Finn has his football jacket taken off him and torn by Karoksy and Azimio. Before they fight him Artie shows up to apologize for getting Finn kicked off the team. The jocks do not want to hurt a Handy-capable person so they back off. Britney sees Carl and is told she has cavities in every tooth. She is given an operation which involves her being gassed. The gas makes her have a vision of her singing "I'm A Slave 4 U" which at the end Brittany Spears shows up. Finn and Rachel have a talk which leads to Rachel saying she doesn't want Finn to be on the football team. He says she doesn't dress very well Britney takes Santana to have a vision at the dentist like she did. They both have the same vision of them singing "Me Against The Music." Britney demands that she gets all the solos in glee club as she realises she is a good singer. Kurt says it was the Brittany Spears songs that gave her the inspiration and yells at Will. Will sends Kurt to the principles office. Carl checks Will's teeth. They then have a chat about Emma and Will says he will back off until Emma comes towards him. Carl tells Will he needs to not be so up tight. Rachel has her teeth done and has a vision of her singing "Baby One More Time." She then uses the vision to dress like a slut which has all the boys drooling over her. Finn disagrees with her look and they fight. Sue tells Will that she found Jacob naked while watching Rachel dressed as a slut. She says that this Brittany Spears music is bad for the school. Will buys a new car to impress Emma. They drive around the school parking lot. They stop at the sight of Terri who yells at them and tells Will to return the car. Emma walks away. Terri tells Will that she knows he will one day go back to her and she doesn't want all of their savings gone when he does. Artie has his vision at the dentist of him singing "Stronger" with the football team. He once again tries to get back on the team and Coach Beiste lets both him and Finn on the team. Rachel doesn't want him on the team and asks him to choose between her and football. Will decides to let the kids do Brittany Spears at the homecoming assembly. He tells Emma at the assembly that he is performing with the kids. Becky Jackson tells Sue that the glee kids are singing Brittany Spears which makes her angry. The kids and Will perform "Toxic" which the school loves and makes them all act sexual. At the end of the songs, Sue pulls the fire alarm and everybody runs out which crushes Sue which leads to her having a broken neck. Will talks to Emma and she says she never wanted him to be somebody he isn't. She just wanted him to not be so up tight. Quinn goes up to Finn and asks him out. He says he would be lying if he said he didn't have feelings for her. Rachel sadly watches. Finn then goes on to say that he is in love with Rachel and chooses her. Quinn walks up to Rachel. It is revealed that Rachel got Quinn to do that to see if Finn could be trust worthy if he is back on the football team. Will says they are not doing any more Brittany Spears music. Rachel gets up and sings "The Only Exception" to Finn. During the song it shows Finn ditching Santana and Britney to hang out with Rachel. It also shows a depressed looking Will as he watches over Emma and Carl spending time together.
SONGS: I'm A Slave 4 U
Me Against The Music
Baby One More Time
Stronger
Toxic
The Only Exception
NEXT EPISODE: Grilled Cheesus- Finn makes a Grilled Cheese sandwich which has the face of Jesus burnt into it. Finn believes it has special powers. Meanwhile Kurt's Dad goes into a`coma and there is a chance he wont wake up.